Why does a man take
it for granted that a girl
who flirts with him
wants him to kiss her
- when, nine times out of ten,
she only wants him
to want to kiss her?
The amount of women in London
who flirt with their own husbands
is perfectly scandalous.
It looks so bad.
It is simply washing
one’s clean linen in public.
Women flirt to keep their stock high,
men to get somewhere.
And I highly recommend
for all the women in the world,
even if they're 71,
you can never take for granted
that he loves you.
It's always good to flirt with him.
It's a great sport.
A woman will flirt with
anybody in the world
as long as other people are looking on
God made mud,
God made dirt,
God made guys
so girls could flirt!
To avoid mistakes and regrets,
always consult your wife
before engaging in a flirtation.
There are times not to flirt.
When you're sick.
When you're with children.
When you're on the witness stand.
God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool.