Boyfriend Quotes

Subject: Boyfriend Quotes Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:13 am

What people don't realize
is that intimacy has
its conventions as well as
ordinary social intercourse.
There are three cardinal rules
-- don't take somebody
else's boyfriend unless
you've been specifically
invited to do so,
don't take a drink
without being asked,
and keep a scrupulous accounting
in financial matters.

I hate you, I hope you die,
you were my boyfriend
and you made me cry.

Relationships are hard.
It's like a full time job,
and we should treat it like one.
If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you,
they should give you two week's notice.
There should be severance pay,
and before they leave you,
they should have

Do not just look at your boyfriend
as just a boyfriend.
Look at him as a friend, too.

If love is a language of the heart,
my heart speaks volumes"

I wouldn't call him a slave.
I don't whip him
when he does something wrong.
Just when he does something good

My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married
and I didn't want him to.

Boys should abstain from all use of wine
until their eighteenth year,
for it is wrong to add fire to fire.

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