Guys are like lava lamps
they are fun to look at
just not so bright!
I know what you want.
And I know what you need.
But I'm gonna screw it up,
yeah, cause I'm an idiot.
And I'm your boyfriend.
Boys will be boys,
and so will a lot
of middle-aged men
When Charles Dickens wrote
"It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times,"
I believe he must have been
having an affair
with his married ex-boyfriend.
Being with you makes me
feel like for once in my life
I don't have to work so hard on being happy,
it just happens.
Boys make good pets!
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day
- and another, in case it doesn't rain.
When I was little
I had a teddybear
that kept all my secrets,
shared all my adventures
and wiped away all my tears.
I used to think no one
would ever take his place
then I found you!
Men are like pennies:
two-faced and worthless.