The best boyfriend you'll have
isn't the best looking,
the funniest, or the richest.
It's the one that makes you feel gorgeous,
hilarious, and like a million dollars.
He makes sure you know he loves you.
Wait for the boy who pursues you.
The one who will make
an ordinary moment seem magical;
the kind of boy who brings out the best in you
and makes you want to be a better person.
Wait for the boy who will be your best friend;
the person who will drop everything
to be with you at any time of the day
no matter what the circumstances.
Wait for the boy who makes you smile
like no other boy makes you smile,
and when he smiles you know he needs you.
Wait for the boy who wants to show you off
to the world when you are in sweats
and have no makeup on,
but appreciates it when
you get all dolled up for him.
And most of all,
wait for the boy who will put you
at the center of his universe,
because obviously he's at the center of yours.
Boyfriends weren't friends at all;
they were prizes,
escorts,
symbols of achievement,
fascinating strangers
I mean, who hasn't thought
about killing their ex-boyfriend?
I have. Not now,
but when I was younger.
My boyfriend and I live together,
which means we don't have sex
- ever.
Now that the milk is free,
we've both become lactose intolerant.