Boyfriend Sayings

Subject: Boyfriend Sayings Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:07 am

A boyfriend stabs you in the heart,
a stranger stabs you in the front,
a friend stabs you in the back,
but best friends don't carry knives.

Boyfriends come and go,
but friends are forever.

For my high colestorol
my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend

Having a good boyfriend
is like having a good bra,
its all about support!

I wanted to make it
really special on Valentine's day,
so I tied my boyfriend up.
And for three solid hours
I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

I admit,
I have a tremendous sex drive.
My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

My boyfriend calls me 'princess',
but I think of myself
more along the lines of
'monkey' and 'retard'.

I know quickly whether
a guy is boyfriend material.
If I can have a good time
doing absolutely nothing with him,
then that's boyfriend material for me.
Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station.
I've had some really good times at gas stations.

I don't have a boyfriend right now.
I'm looking for anyone with a job
that I don't have to support.

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