HOW TRUE!!

Subject: HOW TRUE!! Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:46 pm

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

Subject: Re: HOW TRUE!! Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:47 pm

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Subject: Re: HOW TRUE!! Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:49 pm

How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?

Subject: Re: HOW TRUE!! Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:49 pm

I tell you this, and I tell you plain:
What you have done, you will do again;
You will bite your tongue, careful or not,
Upon the already-bitten spot.

Subject: Re: HOW TRUE!! Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:50 pm

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Subject: Re: HOW TRUE!! Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:51 pm

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Subject: Re: HOW TRUE!! Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:52 pm

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Subject: Re: HOW TRUE!! Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:53 pm

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Subject: Re: HOW TRUE!! Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:55 pm

There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.

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