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Posts : 196 Join date : 01/12/2010 Age : 36 Location : Italy, Tacloban, MM1
| Subject: GUILTY SI MAAM! Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:47 pm | |
| TEACHER ASKS A KID:
IF THERE WERE 5 BIRDS ON A FENCE AND YOU SHOT 1.. HOW MANY WOULD BE LEFT?
KID: NONE, AS OTHERS WILL FLY AWAY..
TEACHER: THE ANSWER IS 4 BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.. :)
KID: MAAM! IF 3 WOMEN ARE EATING ICE CREAM; 1 LICKING, 1 SUCKING & 1 BITING. WHO AMONG THEM IS MARRIED?
TEACHER NERVOUSLY ANSWERED: WELL, THE ONE SUCKING THE CONE.
KID: NO YOU'RE WRONG. THE ONE WITH THE WEDDING RING ON HER FINGER. BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK MAAM. :D
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Posts : 347 Join date : 03/12/2010 Age : 41 Location : qc/batangas
| Subject: Re: GUILTY SI MAAM! Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:07 am | |
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