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PostSubject: Top 20 Funny Love Quotes   Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:12 am

Humor is an indispensable part of our life. Top 20 funny love quotes are some of the most awesome collections that can add spice to your love life. Most importantly, these quotes have been appreciated by a majority of the lovers.

When love takes a backseat in a relationship, love quotes do everything towards making your relation grow fonder. Top 20 funny love quotes make an amazing recipe of an interesting love relation.

Be it any occasion, these humor quotes can be a pleasurable retreat for your beloved. Classic quotes often sound too serious. When you want to give a beautiful twist to your relation, try these amazing funny quotes.

Here comes the to 20 funny love quotes.

1. "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Woody Allen

2. "The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."
Woody Allen

3. "Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein

4. "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
Brendan Francis

5. "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
Cathy Carlyle

6. "There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart."
Melanie Griffith

7. "By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion
is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying."
Dorothy Parker

8. "Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
Fran Lebowitz

9. "To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
Helen Rowland

10. "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."
Joan Crawford

11. "You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
Jonathan Carroll

12. "Love is a grave mental disease."

13. "A love without indiscretion is no lover at all."
Thomas Hardy

14. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

15. "What female heart can despise gold?" - Thomas Gray

16. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner

17. "Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away."
- Dorothy Parker

18. "Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania."
Dorothy Parker

19. "My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there."
- Carrie Fisher

20. "We cannot really love anybody without whom we never laugh."
- Alice Reppler
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