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PostSubject: SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT   Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:02 pm

Sometimes you don't know the guy or girl next door, or your own teacher, your seatmate, or one of your officemate, they look so normal but there's a little sign of being a pervert. Everyone of us is a pervert, even you or me, in our own way. Yes, we all are anyway to a certain degree, there's a normal degree. Let's face it, what is normal to you others might find very perverted. What you like may not be others like. Some are really perverted like if you find saleslady dressing up a manikin sexy, that's a little off the beating path but there are people who are conservative that anything, let say, making love purely for procreation, anything outside of that they think perverted.



01.If you like those sensationalized tabloid headlines like, Babae Ni-Rape ni Lolo!"

02.Your mantra when it comes to riding the LRT or MRT is, "The more siksikan, the better!"

03. If you feel giggly dirty even if someone is just reading outloud a vegetable list.

04.If you hang-out at the ladies underwear section, especially the fitting room area hoping to catch a glimps.

05.If nasa mrt ka at sinisiksik mo yung isang mama para magkadikit yung mga katawan mo, kaya lang hindi naman rush hour at 2 lang kayo sa loob.

06. When you giggle like a little girl when someone says, "Comingggg!"

07. If your hard drive is always full, because of all the porn you download.

08. Your tool bar on your computer is filled with pornsite bookmarks on it.

09. If you're watching mtv and you see a woman in a skirt, you go by the foot on the tv hoping to take a pick under her skirt.

10. If you giggle while reading Harry Potter book because you giggled when you read the name "Mowning Mirtle."

11. Kapag hindi nakatingin ang mga saleslady sa department store, binobosohan mo yung mga manikin.

12. Kapag labas-masok ka sa mall para lagi kang kibnakapkapan ni Manong Guard.

13. You know a jeefney driver is a pervert if kapag nag-aabot ka ng bayad he makes it a point to touch your hand.

14. If you have handcuffs pero hindi ka naman police.

15. If you always shine your shoes so you can make boso the girls in skirts.

16. If you refuse to leave the gym's steam room even if you have heatstroke already.

17. Guys who talk to woman not looking at her eyes but looking at their boobs.

18. Pag ang tambayan mo stairways, escalators and foot bridges.

19. If you use her underwear as your showercap.

20. If you own the popular wooden ashtray you bought in Baguio.

21. There is this a perv, an 9-year-old boy, whenever he's in our office he would borrow all our cellphone and browse for files that might have some naughty stuffs.

22. I really find this men pervy, those men who rub their thigh against woman's thigh in jeepney.

23. Man who secretly sniff women.

24. If you thinks midgets are lucky.

25. A perv dermatologist cupped my breast when I had a rash on my torso examine.

26. If the doctor gives you a breast exam for cough.

27. If you hang around floods to watch girls hitched up their skirts away in knee-high water.

28. You eat in a restaurant infront of a gym, where you could look at the guy working out, yun na yung ulam mo.

29. You like to hang around construction site to watch the sweaty construction workers.

30. Kapag katabi mo sa pagtulog ang mga FHM at MAxim magazine mo.

31. If you think of another body part looking at the guy's hand.

32. You are constantly looking for people who step on orchins so you can pee on them.

33. You get tittilated when you hear the term "Bumper to Bumper."

34. You get frisky when you see two roaches mating.

35. If part of your porn library is a hardware catalogue.

36. If you get unduly excited with hotdog eating contest.

37. If the word "Master Debator" excites you.

38. Senglot na Kulot - If on facebook, you separate your friends into two list only, friends and jailbait.

39. Girl who always fundles the wringled skin on men's elbow.

40. On the MRT, you give the girl your seat but only because for her to saw your big bump infront of her face.4

41. One time there is a guy in the BMW parked outside our grocery store playing with his thingy.

42. Pinky B. - One time I was having my tooth extracted by a dentist and as he was extracting my tooth, he was making kiskis his manoy on my arm.

43. If in a restaurant you ordered chicken boobs instead of chicken breast.

44. If you seat in a restaurant, watching how girls hold the neck of their softdrink bottle.

45. If you blushed at the word "Spanking"

46. If you like saying movie title "Hancock"

47. M Pag sinasabay mo sa trip to Baclaran mo ang pagbili ng DVD scandals.

48. If the guy occupies urinal next to you even if there are so many vacant ones.

49. If your selling point to a girl is "I'm a good lover coz I got a lot practice on my own."

50. Any guy who stares you down.

51. I was in a bathroom to pee, and then there was this old man, he went to the urinal right next to me and didn't really pee, he just stood there and looked at me.

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PostSubject: Re: SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT   Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:58 pm



NOW, I KNOW...HINDI PALA TALAGA AKO PERVERT,,,


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PostSubject: Re: SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT   Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:33 pm

weh? :D

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PostSubject: Re: SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT   Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:59 am

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PostSubject: Re: SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT   Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:19 pm

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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PostSubject: Re: SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT   Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:31 pm


i'm 13 out of 51....hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT   Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:19 pm

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PostSubject: Re: SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT   Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:15 pm




Wala bang scale ? hahaha....something like MODERATE PERVERT; AVERAGE PERVERT; EXTREMELY PERVERT....ORDINARY PERVERT....HAHAHAHA

saan kaya ako mag-Fall?

wehhhh...

basta I know myself, di ako pervert...yon lang...



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PostSubject: Re: SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT   Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:11 pm

lol! :wahaha: nyahaha
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